can I tell you a secret?

I have a very secret delight..... I LOVE to steal the xbox controller and take it as far as i can across the room.... I think the sheer fact that I can pick it up and carry it speaks volumes about my strength and manhood! Sadly my Dad doesnt really see it that way - AT ALL. He thinks the xbox is for just for him, so if he is around I get into big trouble, and Mommy shouts no at me if she catches me trying to play, so I try not to do it when they are in the room.... and maybe I also secretly like to think I am a big boy playing xbox just like my Dad!